You wanna know the meaning behind my tumblr name? Well you can’t, cause if I told you about it I’d have to kill you. First rule about Tumblr names, don’t talk about Tumblr names. But as I am bored, I shall tell you. Okay I used to be a merchant marine till my vessel was overtaken by pirates. I had to act fast and create a new alias or risk the lives of my family back at home. I took my name, Andy, and added several a’s. The pirates never suspected a thing. From then on I had to stay a pirate. My skills grew and eventually I was given a sloop of my own. The Golden Retriever I called her, though this made me happy, I just wanted to go home. One day I demanded to be released, and I fought and killed 58 of the best friends I’ve ever had and also the meanest pirates on the planet. I sailed home on my bloody vessel, being only spoken of in legends now. Every pirate knew the story of TheAndaaay, pirate-slayer.